Found this somewhere, dunno if it "fits" by all meanings:
Last week I buried my wife, I bundled her up and took her right out the door, Up the hill and past the ol' oak, to where I was going to be a burying her, right in the ol' moor. When I was finished I began a jig right then and there, she never had supported me so much afore.
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