Some remembered: In Levittown did Irving Kahn, a stately Cape Cod house decree, Where Alf, the sacred Neuman dwelt And Nick Fazool, and Olaf Svelt, And even Sean Magee. There fifty feet of crab-grass ground, with picket fence were girdled round, A place for little Milt to play, A port for Irving's Chevrolet. But just one thing is not the very best; You can't tell Irving's house from all the rest. And one of the Pivnik Tech songs (to "On, Wisconsin"): On brave Pivnik, on brave Pivnik, show them you've got spunk! Suffocate them, decimate them, leave them all for junk! Send a roar up, roll the score up, stomp them into mud -- And then clean up the mess with their own blood! The garbage men's song (to "Anchors Aweigh"): Trash cans away, my boys, trash cans away! Let's really make some noise, Let's wake them up today-ay-ay-ay; Eggshells and coffee grounds, grease from the pan, Can't make ear-splitting sounds, So dump the garbage, dump the garbage can!
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