If you say arse you should also say maths. If you say math you really should say ass. You don't need to translate for British taste, I doubt many would understand you even if your style was consistent.

I do find common ground with Joe's assertion that he comes over more harshly than he would like. Me too. Although I went from reason to abuse a long time ago where Seaman Stains is concerned because as my old maths lecturer used to say, you can't educate pork.

Oy Jack Off! Who says they are not an atheist? I do recall some, myself included claiming that the word atheist is a term of abuse so people can point and say they are not members of a select club. If you wish to say atheist I can't stop you but neither can you stop the abusive terms I used to describe you. Not nice is it?