Little Hawk. Don't fear. I won't get a stiffy from playing to a crowd. Neither do I have a stance from which I won't budge. I merely read the op when he posts and respond in kind. My views and reasons for my approach are up there somewhere without boring people further.

Do you actually think I reckon all Christians knock on doors? I doubt you do, so why say it? I accept that irony and turning people's stupidity back at them can go over the heads of some but your post did disappoint me all the same. Sad really. Whilst I don't share your views over everybody having some belief even if not conventional, I do see where you are coming from. Hence my flippant Sheffield Wednesday references.

Knowing grins are difficult when nobody can see you. I would be bemused if anybody agreed with my serious points and horrified if sailor baiting was popular. ...

He may be your mate but his arse is on full view whilst ever he has this fascination with clumsily pushing his Creed by claiming lack of Creed is an organised assertive movement. He can't get the idea of irreligious. Can you?