Ok. I claim to interfere in healthcare, which I do. Also, my responsible adult is a consultant surgeon. We are both familiar with the concept of never putting anything smaller than your elbow in your ear. However.. Ten mins prior to setting off on holiday today I decided to a) put a cotton bud in my ear and b) retrieve it sans the cotton wool tip. It appears to be stuck to my eardrum. The GP practice near where I have rented a cottage looks like getting some work tomorrow. As we both work in healthcare, she is so happy that I am partially deaf when she is talking at me and that day 1 shall be spent in a surgery being called a dozy pillock. I assume this is divine retribution for starting a heretic religion on an adjacent thread. Watch yer back Steve!
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