Start on thread Little Hawk.

The ear wax sees to be an issue brought on by some medical complaint. I never really suffered too much before. I am taking strong drops that needs be flushed through in the shower twice a day. I suppose I don't smell though...

Hearing varies but I am glad I have no gigs for a couple of weeks, either under my stage name or in folk field as Ian. My hearing is shocking. Glad I am on Holiday, which is grand. Southwold, Sussex. Perfect small coastal resort full of nice pubs and restaurants. Dog gets dragged along the beach and we enjoy the cuisine and shops.

Ok, the religion...

Mr Shaw is working on scripture etc. I am getting the troops. Dave the Gnome is our messiah and Betty Swollox has agreed to brew tea.

It started last week. It has three real adherents and one made up. It has monuments such as my credibility and Jerks's sense of shame. Anfield is a monument to the past and Hillsborough a monument to the future.

We don't do God, which makes us consistent with the previous UK government and any gaps we can make up and pretend they are real.

Wonder nobody thought of that before?




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