Greyhounds are particularly insensate. Mine is anyway. No brain, no pain. Your story reminds me of Billy Connolly telling of receiving banjo lessons in Glasgow years ago. The teacher also bred dachshunds and the bitch was only allowed to mate every second season. He kept her upstairs when on heat. Connolly asked if that was wise with no gate on the stairs? He said, " Have you seen a dachshund try to climb the stairs with a hard on?" Impotent is the most cool. Usually the cheapest anyway.....
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