Chilled out and on holiday, thanks for asking.

Ok. Not much fun to be stalked by fools around the threads but as I take every opportunity to expose bigots zealots and porky spinners, I of course ask for it.

The new religion isn't taking off as planned to be fair, the bingo lacked leadership and no interest from those for whom our brand of faith would be a god send to spew their hatred. But you know, we have 2000 years to get it fit for purpose.

Must admit I may be going ga ga. I can't find the post Seaman Stains refers to, probably because he made it up. Akenaton thinks it genuine but I wouldn't trust him to say anything objective. In fact his subjective drivel is as bad.

Anyway, people who suffer from your observation don't write poetry for the Goofus' s of this world, nor indeed his world, wherever that is.

No. The sun is shining, my dog wants his ice cream on the promenade, the pubs open in a few hours, the earwax is softening and slowly but surely. In spite of rather than because of government, attempts are being made to deliver a more equal society. Scotland is leading the way with regard to your nearest and dearest, Grayling is trying to back down on legal aid, Hunt is finally ruffling some feathers and the Sheffield Wednesday squad looks tight and few gaps for the coming season.

If it weren't for agreeing to take on a full time job since Easter which is seeming to eat up time, I'd say Jack's god is in his heaven.

In fact, if anyone can help get the action right on my old Yamaha APX4-12 , I will have reached Nirvana.

Although Sailor Boy is still trolling and Akenaton still finding culprits for his depression and general viewpoints. Not my problem. I'm more optimistic than you, being s dirty rotten stinking capitalist and all that. .......