The dog can be either side of the Atlantic. This is known as wave duality. Note the lack of cause and effect though, that is the bedrock and you reach the point of taking it on board without really accepting it.

This can be explained by the fact that this particular dog shits out more than he eats. But if either I don't go up the garden with a poop scoop or I don't ask the dog walker how he got on during the day, how can I know that? He defies physics and doesn't defy physics. Instantaneously.

Perhaps Musket has a clockwise spin and Ian anticlockwise?

Perhaps mixing metaphysical with physical ain't such a good idea after all. .....



By the way. The cat isn't a bad metaphor, it was down right sarcasm at the time. Burlesque is just politeness. ....