The Cornish comic Jethro was booked as an after dinner speaker at a 'do I was at years ago.

Might have been the beer, champers, wine or brandy, but there again it could have been him. I doubt I have ever laughed so much. The one I remember was him saying he phoned the vet to say his dog had swallowed a condom. The vet gave advice as to checking the dog and would call round if it didn't appear at the other end by the morning.   Half an hour later Jethro phoned the vet to say panic over. He found another one in the bedside cabinet.

Doesn't take much for me to lose the art of breathing. .. why have asthma when laughing too much can have the same effect?

Oh. Sorry. Thread drift.

Right.

Sodding penguins!