How do you know it is spurious unless you .... Oh. [blush]

Kemat. I would have joined you but I got in a round in The Bourne Arms, you know how it is. I have to make a run for it down the ramp to the ferry as it is in case I bump into that old girlfriend from Preesall or her brother in law who threatened me, which makes a change from him frightening kids I suppose.

Whereabouts on the north shore? Used to ge a good pub behind the Derby Baths but since that got knocked down I lost my bearings a bit around there. I'll be waiting somewhere near my Aunty's old boarding house on Lord St as that seems ironic enough. You can stuff the Hollands rat coffins though. I come from the proper side of the Pennines. Fleur de Leys or nowt.