When you're in a railway train Never look out of the window pane I was in a carriage one day It happened to my regret This is the way it was, you see One of the passengers said to me "Just lean out the window and see if the train has started yet" I leaned out the window and my hat blew away I leaned out the catch it like an eediot at play Oh me pants were tight and they busted The passengers behind Said "What a wonderful view, old cock, you'd better pull down the blind!" This is how I remember my grandma singing it to us as kids
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