Hey hey!

I'm a capitalist. Oh bliss, concernered can work out what they cut and pasted and once they've begun to understand what they pretend to mean, they can point the finger at me and say it's all my fault!

Fecking well minted too me old duck.

(Too poor to put anything in the collecting plate at the next bingo session though, co Messiah and associated gnome. You know we always leave it to the church poor to put money on the plate. We posh gits only attend to be able to look down on others.)

I worship a God too, or used to when I was in business. The god has a name. Mammon.

The funny thing is, all religious people worship that particular God, they are just too ashamed to admit that is what it is all about. False piety and all that to disguise that money and resource equal power. During the next hymn etc and don't forget to tick the gift aid box.