Ah..gnome, what you are trying to do with your rapier like wit is trying to squeeze an inch in on me, huh?

Hakuma matata is more popular in comic books that in the real world..however probably heard it in Kenya..in your case you may have met someone from there.......or seen the lion king movie?

Whatever way, you cant really argue in English so you have no chance in cod Swahili.. again proving you a bigger fraud than Father Christmas

Would the tea be earl grey or Darjeeling? Again a pretty insulting remark from you.

You see phony, when I left my career in the Tanzanian navy as senior catering officer, holding the rank of vice admiral, I became chief tea buyer for Texas, in the southern province of India, so I do know me teas.

what you doing infesting North Yorkshire with your smug presence?

Lancashire got fed up with you?

I take it you mean carlings when you talk about black peas.. again you get it wrong..please stop trying to be smart. Get back to counting beans, and the thumb up bum syndrome.

Take three times a day.. that could act as your security blanket.


Good night sweet prince.....