My thanks to "Mock the Week" (BBC2 comedy programme) for the following: "Welcome to Scotland. No salad for 200 miles" "Welcome to Bracknell. Twinned with Hell" "Sharp left turn ahead. Careful, ladies" "River ahead, which your satnav thinks is a road" "No entry. No exit. No left turn. No right turn. Get out of the car and put your hands on your head. Do it now!" "If you can read this sign, you have crashed into my garden" I wonder what sign could have been put up after the "Western Mail" warned that "The entrance to Thornhill Crematorium is a death trap".
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