Co Messiah Steve. Of course he has a crap dictionary. Webster was a lazy fraud according to Bill Bryson. But notwithstanding that, our nautical friend is a Christian and judging by other idiots on recent threads, selective posting to make rational people look fools is part of the deal.

But they don't sneer. Clapton forbid that you accuse anyone who sneers purely on the basis they are sneering. After all, they may be christians and according to Keith, Christians don't sneer, therefore we must be mistaken.

I reckon I'm going to become a boutique Christian. You don't have to believe in all that seven day stuff, or whales that eat men, or rain of the type usually found in Bury, or bringing a bloke back from the dead, or keeping slaves, or seeing women as chattel, or finding a tart rather than having a wank, or divine intervention. In fact, all you have to do is say you believe and then you can command respect! It doesn't matter what you believe. The embarrassing parts of the bible are fodder for the petes of this world.

Perhaps all you have to believe in is your own vanity?

Now that IS a thought...