Have you got a real name for Diana, Norma Jean or any of the others Michael?

This conspiracy theory. ... I am fascinated. Not enough to completely hijack the thread but enough to wonder what Ian Mather has to do with it?

Unless he got the chauffeur pissed. Could happen. Mather enjoys a pint or three. Of course, Michael isn't going to answer. He comes out with something weird then gets allhurt when people roar with laughter. I wouldn't mind. Live and let live and all that. But he seems to think Musket hides Ian in a cupboard so shining a torch on him is clever.

Perhaps Ian killed the Kennedys? Any chance of starting a conspiracy theory concerning my virility and huge willy? Such rumours need credible sources and Michael would wish us to believe he is credible.

You aren't a script writer for Muhammad al Fayed are you? Just wondering. ....