Ok. I suppose I won that one. You did respond. As the latest trick of Michael and his Amazing Backward Poodles is to say I either speak in riddles or just take the piss to get a reaction, I'd best not disappoint them.

You know, threads similar to this make me chuckle. Old men with a rudimentary knowledge of three chords and a lifetime of teenage ambition slowly morphing into sing a rounds in pubs. .. They sit and wonder how someone half their age can be seen as entertaining by millions of people when in their case, those in the bar just raise their voices so you can't hear the noise.

Obviously these celebrities must all be cunts.

Successful ones, but a million newspapers can't all be wrong eh?