$80 million dollars. The feds are spending eighty million to prep for riots. How is that a conspiracy? The conspiracy here is a conspiracy of denial. Nov 1 will be when all the leftover Halloween candy is reduced to half price. Maybe that's why that day was picked for the initial reduction, so that people will still be able to fill their carts up with megaloads of crap and feel like they're livin' large. We bought some extra food today. I'll be watching for you chumps on the internet, tearing each others' throats over jumbo bags of Baby Ruths. Video your local riot and upload it.
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