Yes of course that include North Brits. The native Gombeens are aye the worst. Nae shame at 'a. Westmonster and *uckingham Palace are in London. You can keep them and Trident too. You can tow it to the Thames if it is so safe. Salmond only mentioned Sterling as an interim measure. We'll see how London gold holds up without it its most lucrative colony.

BP and the rest were given carte blanche by Lord Harold Wilson to pound the North Sea before Scotland gets its Independence. The Mexican Gulf States secured a better deal and future for its workers with guarantees after the oil runs out. Scotland got nothing and Labour will always fight to make sure Scotland gets nothing.

The word Sterling comes for the ancient and Royal mint in Scotland. One of the 1707 Articles in the Treaty of Union was an agreement that Scotland would keep its mint. Would you like chapter and verse of the other broken articles? White man speak with forked fingers.

According to English cartographers the Malvinas is nearer to London and Shetland is too far away from Edinburgh.

Keep singing Land of Hope and Tory and the Jelly Bean song, while we sail away.