Hast ya seen ah Sal's noo bonnit
It's such an emourmous 'at
It's got a wreeth o roses on it
And a fither rit dahn bac
Ah Sal went t' Church one mornin
All the fauks stood up and stared
The parson sed 'This is a place of worship ma lass, not a flower show'
Ah Sal was up in a minnit
Ready t'swallow church and all fauks innit
'Parson' she sed 'yo've a bald 'ed, nawt on it and nawt innit'
'Wud ya like a wreeth o roses from ma noo bonnit'