You can always combine sexual orientation with religion and stick to the missionary position. Mind you, not a good idea where the associated gnome has chosen to live, as sheep can suffer from bad breath. (As a Derbyshire lad, I'm allowed to say it. )

Whatever floats your boat. Hence my issues with bigots. I have been known to sing Si Khan's Curtains of Old Joe's House before now and am struck by the simple but true line,"If you're not hurting someone else then you've not gone too far. "

Here lover! I certainly don't sing with a file in front of me. Varifocal glasses preclude it for starters. Also, at the risk of incurring the wrath of many, I put it in the same category as grunting when standing up or bending down, or wearing your trousers up to your tits.We would like to think we might get to that stage in the distant future, but whilst words and music are in my head, I'll belt the buggers out from there.