shaw you really are a stupid twat!! You have really legged your stupid self up with your own cleverness, knobead "we duly removed two neat circles of turf"? No good trying to justify your pseudo agricultural skills with saying "these days I would have done Blah Blah rotten blah" you fraud.Your crassness is here in black and white for all to see!!

Listen you self righteous prig, it has always been the accepted way of putting things back in the ground, either re- planting, digging ash pits,graves,relaying lawns, cricket pitches, latrines when camping or any way of disturbing TURF is to put it back without any sign of intrusion..that is why we have tools such as TURF cutters? as I have said before you are well under qualified for digging holes and filling them back in again.

What next? YES here we go again, clinker choked crayons lined up for the rusty sheriffs badge/tattered rosette/fresh bullet wound/Japanese flag..take deep breath and here we go..it will only hurt for a little while!!