Some fractured verses from "bile them cabbage down" song

Susie ran around the bush, Georgie ran to meet her,
she pulled up her petticoat and he pulled out for Georgia.

Little timmy lives alone, he cannot get a date,
so all he does is zit around and try and master checkers.

Susie had a little watch, she swallowed it one.day.
So now she's taking laxitives to pass the time away.

The laxitive, it did not work. The time it did not pass.
so if you want to know the time, just look up Susie's uncle-he's got a watch
...all I remember.