Well barnacle Balls 'tis a long time since you and I had a friendly chat..because of your nautical pretensions we always figured you was a fraud and a salt stayned charleton, but I thought you was slightly better than the ultra buffoon Shaw, the big baby wizzjet, and the slightly deranged gnomeyo..of course you never will be in the same class or legue as sweetcheeks muskett..

But ease the wheel a tad cap'n,,this is fun.

Get on board the good ship happiness( albeit in a very junior rank, since shaw disgraced himself, there maybe a vacancy for a deputy under bilge diver) and leave us set sail for the isle of bullshit..one never knows , you may even find a sense of humour there..