This is a fabulous song and one of my alltime favourites. I just looked back at my first post of the lyrics on this thread and wonder what I was "On" at the time of posting!? They're not at all the words I use when I sing it. Here's the words I use, and apologies to Pete for the discrepancies but after 20-30 years of singing them I don't think I'd be able to change them to the original. THEY DON'T WRITE THEM LIKE THAT ANY MORE (Pete Betts) Dad's drunk again and he's brought lots of men And their wives back home from the pub They've a shortage of beer but you need have no fear Bert's gone round the back door of the club Someone's playing a piano as if using a sledgehammer And crucifying 'There Goes My Heart' And there's a burst through the door, and it's Bert and what's more Hes' got the beer, so we're ready to start Chorus: And ee, how we could sing, what joy those nights would bring Singing for hours on end Once we'd found the key - oh what harmony Those boozie voices could lend "Heart of My Heart", just for a start "Walkin' My Baby Back Home" And when it comes to an end it's "let's sing it again" They don't write them like that any more Ma's in the kitchen tryin' to knock up a snack From the chicken we had this afternoon Jack says, "Where's the toilet?" Ma says, "Out the back," And by the look - not a minute too soon Then a laugh shakes the whole house, Jack's fell in the coalhouse And man, he's as drunk as a newt But with his face coloured black, he's not taken aback He sings "Mammy" and the rest follows suit Half past one in the mornin', and Dad's started yawnin' He's got to be workin' by six A bored audience is watchin' whilst Kenny is botchin' And messin' up easy card tricks Ah but it's time to go now, and Dads got the knowhow To make 'em all want to go home 'Cos when you're all full of beer the last thing you want to hear Is a tune on his paper and comb. Cheers Bugsy
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