Where is The Isle of White Goofus? The tour dates on the back of the T shirt don't seem to mention it. Anyway, stop barking at me. It is the good professor who claims to understand you, not me. And as he is a greyhound rather than a trick cyclist, I doubt I'd put his diagnosis on your medical records without a second opinion. Perhaps the view of a Dalmatian? Remember that poem I once wrote for you? You should be grateful because I only used to write them as knicker looseners. Rare that I write them for someone who is fucked rather than about to be. Unlike other Musket based doggerel, I can remember it. Roses are red I am just larking Around on my keyboard And Goofus is barking Keep banging the rocks together.
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