Mama, mama, can't you see
What Girl Scout camp has done to me?
I used to pee in a porcelain bowl,
But now I'm peeing in a hole.
2x-Right, right, right on! I boogie down and carry on.

Papa, papa, can't you see
What Girl Scout camp has done to me?
I used to date all the hunks,
But now I'm dating a chipmunk.
2x-Right, right, right on! I boogie down and carry on.

Sister, sister, can't you see
What Girl Scout camp has done to me?
I used to hang with all the girls,
But now I hang with a bunch of squirrels.
2x-Right, right, right on! I boogie down and carry on.

Brother, brother, can't you see
What Girl Scout camps done to me?
I used to drive a Cadillac,
But now I'm hiking with a pack.
2x-Right, right, right on! I boogie down and carry on.

Grandma, grandma, can't you see
What Girl Scout camp has done to me?
I used to eat crème brûlée,
But now I'm eating PBJ.
2x-Right, right, right on! I boogie down and carry on.

Grandpa, grandpa, can't you see
What Girl Scout camp has done to me?
I used to wear all the latest forms,
But now I wear a Girl Scout uniform.
2x-Right, right, right on! I boogie down and carry on.