Fernando de la Jara made a pussy out of stone.
As a work of art it makes heads turn although it stands alone.
Much larger than originals, in a marble stone in tan.
So large it is it can almost hold a slightly smaller man!

The detail is quite accurate just like the real thing.
It sure would make a super gift for President or King.
Surrounded by loose chippings, it stands so very proud.
Some say artistically it's soft and other very loud!

Some say it's wasted money, it doesn't have a use.
Others like to play with it... but surely that's abuse!
A student tried to show its use by climbing in the hole.
But fell whilst climbing out of it, the sorry little soul.

Hopefully that pussy will stay throughout infinity.
But we know that that erection, has now lost its virginity.
Poor student hadn't realised that both his feet would stick.
Or realise he would become a silly little prick!