Martin Mull (Transcribed by Thomas Charles Belanger) Why'd we have to get so hip, oh, why'd we have to take that trip, honey You look dumb in dungarees & so do I; C'mon, go put on your nicest dress, and I'll put on my tie Here's why…… I'm tired of rock and rollin', let's get married honey, let's go bowlin' Throw away our pot & acid, spend the weekend at Lake Placid Too hard to live in this town this strange What say you and I get normal for a change Chorus What say you and I get normal, It don't have to be that formal Just sit and watch TV like other do We'll eat meat and mashed potatoes, cut our hair so folks don't hate us Life is nuts enough just livin' here wichoo Let's see who can be more borin', you do the dishes honey, I'll start snoring Get a mower do some mowin' spend all morning gettin' it goin. We'll show everyone in town we're not deranged What say you and I get normal for a change Chorus Bridge It's gonna change us honey sexually, from now on we'll just be once-a-weekers. It's gonna change us darlin' even musically, get our records in the mail, get a set of lousy speakers. So if you'll beg my pardon, I'll go out and start a garden It'll just be small potatoes, just some lettuce & tomatoes And if either one comes up, we'll join the Grange What say you and I get normal for a change. Chorus End with Bobby McGoo
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