Here's a song of mine which I've performed at various singarounds: Some years ago now, the folk scene I found, The people were great, and I loved the folk sound, Went to visit a folk club, enjoyed everything, And I dreamed of the day that I'd stand up and sing. But then someone whispered, "A word in your ear ... "A man's not a folkie, without a good beard!" You must have a beard! You must have a beard! A man's not a folkie, without a good beard! Well I did start performing – I took that big gamble! From Manchester way, I went on a ramble, Bade farewell to Liverpool, and Swansea Town, Wondered how many roads a man has to walk down! But the other performers suspiciously peered; "He sings like a folkie, but not with a beard!" Then I started to practise my brand new guitar, (An accordion, the wife said, was one step too far!) Well I learned how to pick, and I learned how to strum, (You do one with your fingers, and one with your thumb.) But everyone asked, "Who's this guy that's appeared? "He plays like a folkie, but minus the beard!" You must have a beard ... I popped into a pub that I used to frequent, Informed the landlady my sovereigns were spent, I asked for a loan, with a nod and a wink, She said to her husband, "Now what do you think?" He answered her, "Nay! His cheque might not be cleared; "He talks like a folkie, but he's got no beard!" Then I wore leather sandals, and comfy brown cords, And a Fairport tour t-shirt from 20-04; I ate fry-ups for breakfast, and pasties for lunch, Drank plenty of ale, and I got me a paunch! But all of the others just sat there and stared ... "He's looks like a folkie, but sans any beard!" You must have a beard ... Well, I went down to Sidmouth, I liked it a lot, Joined in all the songs, whether I knew them or not! On the seafront I tried Morris dancing ... with bells ... 'The Blue Eyed Stranger' I got to know rather well! But the people at Sidmouth said, "This is so weird, "He acts like a folkie, but where is the beard?" But it just wouldn't grow ... oh, I had so much trouble; I wanted a 'W. G. Grace' ... I got stubble! But ... some ladies wear lipstick and ... what's its name? And I can seek help from outside, just the same! And so, to this weekend, I've come well-prepared ... Now at last I'm a folkie, a man with a beard! You must have a beard ... (A false beard is of course donned at the end of the last verse!) Andy7
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