A few of you out there in Mudcat land may remember an Irish singer called Jacko Murphy who was around quite a bit in the 70's, . Very comical guy with a great repertoire of songs, many very funny, Jacko could hold an audience spellbound with his easy wit and comic banter.
I'm sure he used to sing a song of which I only remember a line or two of the chorus, as follows:-
They're looking for monkeys up in the zoo
And if I had a face like you
I'd join the British Army
Anyone heard this, or have the words to it? I'd be most grateful.