Well we thought that we might as well have a go
Ah sure we're on holiday and who the hell would know?
It was only an auld beating, we knew the score
As we'd all been handcuffed before, (Gerry ad libs "by the police I'll have ye know")
But this was different altogether
Because Jane was togged up all in leather
And she beat us with this bamboo cane
Until we couldn't stand the pain
She was a rough madam
The roughest on the (w)hole in Amsterdam.