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Uncle_DaveO BS: First Joke Thread of 2014 (187* d) RE: BS: First Joke Thread of 2014 01 Nov 14

The Condom Shelf

A man walked into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happened to walk by the condom display, and the boy asked, "What are these, Dad?"

Dad, wanting to be an open, liberal, matter-of-fact father, replied, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looked over the display and picked up a package of 3 and asked, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replied, "Those are for high school boys: one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool!" says the boy. He noticed a 6 pack and asked, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answered. "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, looking on the shelf more closely to see if there are any other options. He saw it: "Then who uses THESE?" he asked, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March...."

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