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User Name	Thread Name	Subject	Posted
Uncle_DaveO	BS: First Joke Thread of 2014 (187* d)	RE: BS: First Joke Thread of 2014	15 Nov 14
The Lie-Detecting Robot Fed up with never really knowing what's going on in his home, a father bought a lie detector robot that slaps you when you lie. He decided to test it out on his son at the dinner table. "Why were you late for dinner tonight?" he asked the teen. "I was at the library." The robot slapped the son. "OK! I was at a friend's house," the son admitted. The robot didn't move. "Doing what?" asked the father, happy to finally know what's up with his family. "Watching a movie. Toy Story." The robot slapped the son. "OK! OK! It was porn!" cried the son. "What?" the father yelled. "When I was your age I didn't know what porn was!" The robot slapped the father. The mother laughed and said, "Well, he certainly is your son!" The robot slapped the mother.

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