can I join in? We played in the mud, all mixed up with blood And the ref said "play on, Oy! Offside!" But we thought on reflection we'd get an infection But the ref said the docs had all lied. "Your health's up to scratch, now get on with the match!" As I looked at the lump on my side. "Sod your logistics, the ref has statistics To show how we lied when we died."
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