For the Francophiles amongst you , this little gem, courtesy of Messrs "Agence de la Maison Rouge" , 22100 Dinan ,France .
Subject ; a house for sale on the edge of the "Rance" , a stretch of water between Dinan,Dinard,& St Malo. Here goes then ! ;

The Viscount House Sur Rance

Village on the banks of the rancid in a quiet and small shops within walking distance and access to the rancid, home of the 18th completely renovated and offering indoor heat around a large stone fireplace off by a large open mezzanine hamlet to the roof.A beautiful aluminium conservatory enables you to experience the year of the garden and brings light and espace .4 bedrooms,1 ground rdc .Veritable haven for this place charmant .Tres good condition.If you believe in love at first sight, so come visit him ! ! !

I just love it !! We are looking at properties in France, but I think that we might give "The Rancid" a miss !