I `ad that Jeremy Clarkson in my cab the other night. (Did you know `is mum made a killing with stuffed Paddington bears?). Anyway, Clarkson`s all in disguise, you`d `ardly recognise `im. It was `is smirk that gave `im away.
I said, " Morning champ. What`s all this then? You `iding from the press or something?"
`e said, "Nah, them camel bashers `ave put a fatwa out on me. I don`t want to end up without my `ead."
I said, "What`s up then? You made some joke about Mohammed and all `is virgins?"
`e said, " Nah. We made a programme for the the Middle East and `appened to mention the seats in this flash motor were very comfy and made of the finest pigskin. Christ, did that bring the pains on!!!"
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