YOU CAN'T GET MANY PIMPLES ON A POUND OF PICKLED PORK Words and music by Fred E. Terry, ©1914 As recorded by Ernie Mayne (1871-1937) 1. I've been sent out by the missis just to do a bit of shopping. In every blessed shop for pickled pork have I been popping. I've been in Dansy's hat-shop, but the wife don't want a bonnet. She wants a pound of pickled pork with lots of pimples on it. CHORUS: Well, you can't get many pimples on a pound of pickled pork, Whether it comes from China, Japan or Carolina. You can go to Pimlico, Chicago or New York, But you can't get many pimples on a pound of pickled pork. 2. I stood listening down the street at several suffragettes a-shouting. I raised me hat and flapped me hands each time they started spouting. At last I said to one old girl, all thoughts of black eyes scorning, 'Now you can get a vote, then get a man, then get let out next morning.' CHORUS: Ah, but you can't.... 3. When I started out this morning, I had sixpence wrapped in paper. I've only got three-ha'pence now; the rest has gone in vapour. When I get home, I'm sure the wife will start her crockery flinging. It's ten to one she'll kill me, then I'll hear the angels singing: CHORUS: You can't get many pa-himples on a pa-hound of pa-hickled pa-hork....
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