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BillOC	BS: New joke thread of 2015 (227* d)	RE: BS: New joke thread of 2015	01 May 15
On their first date, the young man took his girl to the fair. "What would you like to do?" he asked. "I want to get weighed," was her reply. So they went to the booth where a man could "Guess your Weight and Height, $1." He correctly guessed she was 5 foot 4 inches, and weighed 105 pounds. Next the boy took her to the merry-go-round, then asked "What would you like to do now?" Her reply, "I want to get weighed." Back to the booth they went, and found that she was still 5 foot 4, and 105 pounds. "Would you like to try some of the fair food?" he asked. "No, I want to get weighed,' she replied. Frustrated, he dragged her back to his car, sped to her home, and cast her out. Then he sped away. "How was your date?" her mom asked. "Wousey!"

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