Aye, but my documents don't cause plastic to melt duck!

Use your ill gotten gains to commission professional IT. Solicitors can afford it.

After all, in Etihad First Class last month, three people at the bar were solicitors.

Tsk. You pay first class to get away from the bloody leeches. They are what we have business class for. Presumably some poor sod like me was paying for their flight ultimately.

You advertise how you lay staff off to invest in IT and pass on the discount to rich clients. I'd have kept that quiet if I were thee.