A frisky young man in a pub waiting for his date to show noticed a well kept woman in her late forties sitting alone at a near-by table , giving him the eye all the time .He was flabbergasted when the lady came over to his table ,said that she thought he looked lonely and straight out asked : "Do you fancy a bit of you-know-what"?

"No ,no", he said laughing , I'm ok , thanks all the same .As a matter of fact I'm waiting here for my girlfriend to arrive ."

But after a few drinks and an hour's waiting, the young Romeo became despondent realizing that he'd been stood up. He was about to leave when the lady approached again.

"How about it then" she asked him with a bit of a mocking glint in her eye . "Come on, I see you've been stood up" ,she said, "never mind , it happens to the best of us .Look I can see that you're in the mood for it ,I tell you what love ,how'd you like a treat?"

He started to shake his head, but the mention of a "treat" from this fine looking dame began to intrigue the young man in the genital region .

"A treat, how d'you mean, like what" ? he asked

"Have you ever tried a mother and daughter duo routine?"

He'd often heard about and had indeed often fantasized about such thrysts..... and the lady despite being old enough to be his mother was indeed very good looking.

"No, I never have actually tried that," he said, grinning broadly and tugging at his collar "but as they say there's a first time for everything .Then rubbing his hands together : "Whoar let's go for it!"

They walked together the short distance to her house ; he followed her into the hallway licking his lips . "Oh Ma" she shouts up the stairs , "I've got a nice young man with me says he'd like to meet you".