Ah yes, Guest, I'd forgotten that. So I'd need to get a size 36 with cup E, and sew a small pleat under each cup. Or maybe reduce the band behind so the 'headlamps' were still facing forward?

I'm beginning to think the two neighbouring gentlemen might be the best idea so far. I could keep all my own bras and the chaps could have a nice cup of tea and a buttered crumpet after their bra duties.

I find Triumph and Playtex the best makes of bra. Triumph do one called 'Doreen' which for some reason always makes me giggle. It's built like a cast-iron suspension bridge, and is their all-time best-seller. But sadly it's a total Passion Killer. I've caught my husband glancing wistfully at the window of the Ann Summers shop. I bet they don't sell 'Doreen' in there!