Uncles reminded me of another one.....    A mafia boss lost his brother , and though a criminal like himself,   wanted him remembered in a favourable light at the funeral , so he offered the priest a large contribution to the building fund , if he would only say at the funeral that his brother was an angel.   The priest took the money, and the day of the funeral came, and the surviving brother sat on the front pew. The minister began.............we have here the body of a man, who in his life, was a violent , deceptive, thieving , and adulterous rebel........but compared to his brother.....he was an angel....