Well, I think they might be in the database, but here's what I usually sing:

When I came home on Monday night as drunk as drunk can be,
I saw a horse out side me door where mine own horse should be.
SO I called to my wife and I says to her, "Would you kindly tell to me:
Who owns that horse out side me door where mine horse should be?"
She says, "You're drunk, you're drunk, you silly old fool, and still you cannot see.
That's a lovely sow that me mother sent to me."
Well, many's the day I've traveled, 100 miles or more,
But a saddle on sow sure I never saw before.

Tuesday:
A coat behind the door,
..It's a woolly blanket that..
..but buttons on a blanket..

Wed:

A pipe upon the chair,
... it's a tin whistle
... but tobacca in a tin whistle

Thurs

Two boots beneath the bed
... two geranium pots ...
... but geranium pots with laces...

Fri

A head upon the bed
... a baby boy ...
... a baby boy with his whiskers on...

Sat

A man running out me door with his pants about his knees
... the tax collector that the King sent to me...
... an Englishman who could last past ten.

I know that makes 6 nights, but the other 2 are pretty raunchy and I usually don't perform them. Hope you can decipher my notation here. I didn't want to type them all the way out.

Thanks for looking into this for me.

Rob