I sent it to the producers of Sesame Street, thinking they would gladly use it to help the little ones learn to spell.

They sent it back to me and said it was a bit too infantile for them to use.

I don't understand.

So I decided to send it to the real appreciators of good lyrics; MUDCAT! Enjoy!

THE SPELLING SONG
by Leon Albo

What starts with an F and ends with a U-C-K?
What starts with an F and ends with a U-C-K?
If your house is burning down
You better hope they come around
What starts with an F and ends with a U-C-K?
FIRETRUCK!

What starts with a C and ends with a U-N-T?
What starts with a C and ends with a U-N-T?
If you wanna be like Dan'l Boone
You better get out and catch that coon
What starts with a C and ends with a U-N-T?
COONHUNT!

What starts with a D and ends with an I-C-K?
What starts with a D and ends with an I-C-K?
You'd be so cool, You'd be so neat
Once you learn to keep the beat
What starts with a D and ends with an I-C-K?