From the early 1950s, a ghastly song called Twenty Tiny Fingers, the chorus of which is Twenty tiny fingers, twenty tiny toes, Two angel faces, each with a turned up nose. One looks like mommy, with a cute little curl on top, And the other one's got a big bald spot, exactly like his pop. The verses are too sickly to print. I also support Bohemian Rhapsody, which for some inexplicable reason keeps getting voted Best Song Ever, and Jerusalem, now hi-jacked by England's cricketers as their pre-Test anthem.
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