RUTABAGA BOOGIE Written by either Stavro Arrgolus or Paul Shelasky and his Musical Zombies SOURCE 1 SOURCE 2 Well, I don't like spinach as a gen'ral rule There's one little veggie makes me blow my cool It's not like turnip or a summer squash The old rutabaga from the rutabaga bush CHORUS Do the rutabaga boogie, do it all the time With a fresh rutabaga pulled right off the vine Do the rutabaga boogie, come and dance with me With a fresh rutabaga pulled right off the tree I like rutabaga hot dogs and rutabaga stew Rutabaga cornflakes and wonton too Rutabaga borscht and rutabaga cake (or tofu and steak) Rutabaga french fries, mm, they're a kick (or rutabaga minced is a layer cake) I have rutabaga skins for the clothes I wear Rutabaga extract to wash my hair Rutabaga vapors instead of gas Rutabaga paper to wipe my nose [skipped by A Touch of Grass, done by Good Ol' Persons] Well, I built my car out of rutabaga steel Rutabaga hubcaps in ev'ry wheel Rutabaga tires and rutabaga treads Rutabagas growin' in the cylinder heads Well, a rutabaga hat and a rutabaga tie Shut my pants with a rutabaga fly Rutabaga patches all over my knees Rutabaga jock strap, bee bee dees
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