Oh Boy, Danny by Peter Benson and Jeff Porterfield (jeffp) (originally posted in this thread) jeffp's Comments: Here's yet another parody of Danny Boy, written over several pints by myself and a good friend, Peter Benson, a local folksinger originally from Yorkshire. Oh, Danny boy, they claim that you are Irish But we both know you're English through and through And if you really want to know what I wish I truly wish that I had never heard of you 'Cause every March they make me sing about you And every drunkard thinks that he can too And when they miss that high note it's so painful That if you heard it I think it would kill you too Oh, Danny boy, when Irish eyes were smiling It was before they ever heard of you. In Galway Bay the tides are still retiring Because that song you caused has made them blue. So don't come back in summer or in springtime Don't show your face at state or county fair. Some drunken sot will sing your praises loudly; And we find that we must ban your Derry air. So Danny boy, we'll raise our glasses to you. And thank the Lord you've left for God knows where. Black Velvet Band is being sung in lieu of you, And we would rather go to Hell for her. But we remember how you raised our glasses, And made our voices ring the whole night long. So Danny boy, although we love you dearly Hit the road and take your misbegotten song.
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