Slug Songs (2) by Metchosin

Mighty Hermaphroditey (To the Tune of the Beverly Hillbillies)

Oh I'm mighty Hermaphroditey
And I leave a slimey trail
And I don't know how to tell
My horny "head" from little "tail".
But it doesn't really matter
For each paramour I find,
Slip-sliding down the garden path,
Is also gender blind.

Well that's the way we romp and play
Yes, me and all my kin
So kindly spare the salt and beer
It's like to do us in
And remember in the garden,
When you see that silver line,
Our speeds not slow, as swingers go
Some think it's 69.

(And because I don't know when to quit….)

The Banana Slug Song (To the tune of Chiquita Banana)

I'm Hermita Banana and I've come to say
We slugs swing in a special way
Before el fresco dining on the doggy doo
We Pulmonata Lumbada the whole night through
You will find us in your garden
We have the telescoping eye-ayes
For Kamasu-ta-ra positions
We would surely win the prize
But Bananas like it cool not at the very, very tropical equator
So check your Organic produce, in your refrigerator.